I'm sorry I hit on your wife.
I really didn't mean to.
I'm not even that attracted to her.
But, I am a little attracted to her.
I wasn't sure I should even mention it, but you looked at me weird.
And things have kind of been weird since then, I think? Or maybe they have just always been weird, between us.
We aren't great friends, really.
But I want to be your friend, way more than I want to get with your wife. Like, WAY more.
I'm sorry I hit on your attractive wife.
Bro just chill.
Bro!
Bro bro bro
Bro bro bro just chill
Bro just chill
Bro just chill
Bro
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Bruh.
Bruh.
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I said I was sorry.