Posted on March 29, 2025
I have read all your articles on how to write for the web, and I reject them, I will bury the lede so deeply your nematode-level attention span has no chance of making it there. I will use alienating language and technical jargon giving you the impression that you are not the intended audience, because truthfully you almost certainly aren't. ✅ no emoji check marks or bullet points serving as waymarks, you are going to have to parse the prose structure without these visual aids for the barely literate. The influence of the unjustly maligned passive voice will be spread subtly into all corners, a miasma of ambiguity resulting therefrom. There will be no pointless illustrations or graphics to break up a GLORIOUS WALL OF TEXT.
My writing is not content I am not a creator. And you, are you still a consumer?